Will Study for Shoes

I love polka dots. They are a whimsical pattern but are also classic and versatile enough that you know you'll get use out of them. This is why they are one of my favorite patterns (never going to be on  that list? Camouflage. Especially in weird colors) 

Although thinking it over I only have one pair and they are flats. So I really want to invest in heels covered in my favorite pattern. Unfortunately I lost a bidding war on eBay in the last two minutes when my 

router once again said “screw you Zoë!” and conked out on me. By the time I revived it I had lost them.

But, if I were rich girl and didn’t have to result to trawling eBay for my newest shoe crush, I’d invest in Naughty Monkey’s “Dolled Up” slingback pump. I particularly like the white with the navy polka dots, but if you want a more classic Audrey Hepburn-esque look they also come in black and white.

For those to whom $64.90 isn’t so dire, you can get them here

May I present the Valentino Crystal Bow Satin Pump:

Wow. That’s pretty much all I need to say, right? Wow. These shoes have everything I love: feminine ballet slipper pink, toe bow and shiny objects. These shoes are just amazing. I want. I need. 

And at $1,195 I will probably never, never, ever have. Sigh… This is why I need to marry rich because as a kindergarten teacher posting the most fabulous pair of shoes ever is about as close as I’ll ever get.

But if you have already married rich, earned your own fortune or are just plain willing to go hungry for fashion, you can buy them here.